in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt